Tuesday, April 22, 2008

open-ended

After years of research I think I’ve figured it out
It’s the little things that get you down
It’s the bigger things that you can’t get around
And it’s way too flat on the middle ground
But everything else is wide open

- MTX/Dr. Frank

Monday, April 21, 2008

Dear Pistons: Please turn down the suck

It's not so much that they lost. It's the way that they lost, almost as if they couldn't have won, no matter how hard they tried.

Everyone is blaming the team's "lack of focus" again, but it's worse than that. When Philly started coming back, you could sense that the Pistons were losing it. They weren't just being lazy - they were losing control of the game.

The announcers said what they always say in those late-game situations:

"Detroit's been here before, and these kinds of situations don't bother them."

This is the conventional wisdom surrounding the Pistons. They are seasoned, experienced professionals, utterly cool and collected under pressure, battle-tested ballers with a confident swagger. Sure, they may get a bit lackadaisical at times, but their collective "experience" allows them to keep their composure.

Really?

That was true of the '04 and '05 Pistons. But ever since that 7-game marathon against team Lebron in '06, this team has been a different animal. Contrary to their gritty, self-assured reputation, the current Pistons seem to get rattled really fucking easily. When the Pistons win big, they're OK, but in close games...they look a mess. When they are pushed or tested, things seem to fall apart. Last night's late-game collapse was disconcerting to watch. The 'Stones didn't look lackluster; they looked fucking incapable. The shots weren't just off; they were bricks. The D is still good, but the offense looks absolutely paralyzed late in games. As the game moved into the fourth quarter, the team looked progressively less comfortable. It was the veteran Pistons, and not the young Sixers, who looked desperate and panicky. It's as if they don't believe they're going to win anymore.

The team had another great season (second-best record in the NBA), but that ugly self-destruction against Cleveland last year clearly lingers in their heads. Unless they win the next game convincingly, they may be looking at a Golden State-Dallas scenario.

What saddens me most is that these current Pistons are eerily reminiscent of that bloated Laker team they squashed in 2004. Every young team in the NBA wants a piece of the Pistons...and the so-called "savvy veterans" from Motown seem genuinely intimidated by that.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Today is awesome.

I want to have sex with life right now.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

mile o' meat

Thursday, April 10, 2008

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"The Simpsons visited Atlantic City in Catch 'Em if You Can, with Homer making a derogatory remark towards the New Jersey state flag by pointing out that it has a fat man kissing a woman on it. In reality, it does not."

- Wikipedia

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

tonight

My grill returned from its long winter hibernation.

Ginger-marinated pork loin with apple cilantro salsa...that's how I roll.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

I am Canadian

Translation: I am not American.