Thursday, March 15, 2007

tension

"Once you stop pretending that everything's shitty and you can't wait to get out of it, which is the story I'd been telling myself for a while, then it gets more painful, not less. Telling yourself life is shit is like an anesthetic, and when you stop taking the Advil, you can really tell how much it hurts."

- Nick Hornby

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

stop eatin', you fat bastard

Richard Jeni has died...by his own hand. He was one of the most underrated comedians of the past decade and (along with Eddie Izzard and George Carlin) one of my all-time faves. To read these news stories, though, Jeni was just some washed up comic who appeared frequently on Leno.

Umm...no.

The guy was the perfect blend of intellectual and physical comedy. His timing was perfect. His wording and delivery were unmatched. The jokes were extraordinarily well-developed, moreso than any I've ever heard, and would build to ridiculous proportions, always going a little further than expected. It was overstatement; Richard Jeni was a master of overstatement. The characters and voices just made it that much better.

Jeni on religious wars:

"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."

He was brilliant and hilarious. And with North Americans growing fatter than ever, we truly need the Joey Falco Diet Plan.