happy birthday to me

The world looks bigger, and I feel smaller.

Sinatra had it on a string...or so he claimed. I've tried my luck with that, but it's a rather unwieldly sphere. Sitting on top of it didn't help, either. And isn't it supposed to be small?

Pop songs can be so misleading. Despite what they tell me, I simply can't get the world to do my bidding.

Maybe this is the year.