Drive slowly...or the terrorists win
A message for every single one of you on the road this morning:
Go!! Just freakin' go!
A miniscule pile of slush on wet, unfrozen pavement does not require speeds of less than 10 mph. Furthermore, a couple inches of light snowfall do not constitute an apocalyptic occurrence. Those of you crawling at snail's pace on the freeway this morning are almost certainly the same alarmists who went out and stocked up on water before Y2K, or those who drove around frantically looking for gas during the power outage.
Actually...strike my earlier statement. Don't go...stay. Stay home. Your lives are in danger! Give in to your overreactive crisis mentality and hide under the bed.
It would certainly make my life easier.
Go!! Just freakin' go!
A miniscule pile of slush on wet, unfrozen pavement does not require speeds of less than 10 mph. Furthermore, a couple inches of light snowfall do not constitute an apocalyptic occurrence. Those of you crawling at snail's pace on the freeway this morning are almost certainly the same alarmists who went out and stocked up on water before Y2K, or those who drove around frantically looking for gas during the power outage.
Actually...strike my earlier statement. Don't go...stay. Stay home. Your lives are in danger! Give in to your overreactive crisis mentality and hide under the bed.
It would certainly make my life easier.
posted by Pj at 1:57 PM
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