Vote for your favorite puppet

"I'll show you politics in America; here it is, right here:
'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs!'
'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking!'
'Hey wait a minute, there's one guy holding up both puppets!'
'Shut up! Go back to bed America...your government is in control. Here's Love Connection; watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons.'"

- Bill Hicks