"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

Fuck you, Ben.

This morning, I feel nauseous, not healthy. And wise? I'm barely capable of formulating coherent sentences, let alone words of wisdom.

I'd like to rant about protestant work ethic jerkoffs and their self-important emphasis on constant labor as the way to salvation...but I'm too tired to do it...because I was up so goddamn early.

See...that's how they get you.